Monday, September 8, 2014

Sex with Jess

So I just made Jessica my new number one girl. My first hall of famer in years. She looks incredible... good enough to take a closer look at. For a moment, I want to throw away the professional reviews, the tightened prose, and the heavy scrutiny. I want to just look and feel a model the way she was meant to be.  I want to be fucking such a perfect woman.

I want to take four of my favorite photos of Jess and do what we were meant to do with them. I want to write a love letter to Jessica's body.

Jess looks good enough to eat in this photo. The way she props herself to the side, just a little tilt that creases the right side of her hip just a little more. Her waist cinched, you can really see the size of her ass from the front.

Even from the front.

Forget that you can't see her gorgeous ass, you can see it in your mind with this picture. Her spectacular tits aren't too big, but just hang enough to give some subtle curvature that's lit beautifully.

But it's that ass that you get a sense of, with this hourglass portrait. Simply scandalous. This woman was meant to be fucked from behind.

Someone let Jess out of the cage with this one. She's out in full force. In my review, I mentioned that back curve, one of the sexiest features on any woman.

That back curve, that splits open with an arched back, and offers and extension to her ass crack. It's perfectly proportioned, it's spectacular. It's a work of art that's taken a lot of effort and sweat to get just right. Boy, did it pay off.

The best part of rear shots like this one is that sideways eye look. She's peering to the side, as if being fucked from behind, looking up, and wanting more. She grabs her hair a bit, creating a playful and flirty sense. This is sex in a photo.

That bracelet, too. What is with that fucking bracelet? She's so naked, but that one little bracelet is on, reminding you that she's stripped down from something. But in a fit of lust, she forgot to take that off.

I picked another ass shot here, but I can't help it when it comes to Jessica. She's too curvy and looks too great from behind. This one's that awesomely classic shot from behind - a doggy style pose that exposes every single curve, every single line. See that arch? It's out in full force. See those thighs? They're propping up a thoroughbred of a woman, who was built for hardcore sex. See those tits hang? They balance the reverse bulge of that ass with amazing symmetry.

And that hand on that face... looking almost tired and exhausted at the prospect of some rough sex in the daylight. Her hair's a bit unkempt, too. That hammock is in for some rocking, for sure.


This last one is the type of full frontal that only girls like Jess could pull off. Her light curls fall over her chest like little wisps in the sun. The lighting is almost ethereal. She's glowing.

Just look at those lines rippling through her body. There's the trail starting between her boobs and through her navel. The way it splits her hard abs is heavenly.

Then there's the two lines that almost form an arrow pointing down to her spectacular vagina. Those lines form intriguing little creases that end with a little gap below her sexy little clit.

It looks open and inviting, her thighs parting and a little window inviting you right in. This photo is so sexual and perfect. The mirror behind to show the full masterpiece. The look on her face, just asking for just one orgasm. Just a dream of a composition.

So, when's the last time a couple of pictures of a woman almost made you ejaculate? Yeah, I felt exactly the same way. That's an A+ model right there.

I Dream Of Ashley...

Jessica, Miss June 2014
I came back to writing for this blog because of one single catalyst, and you've seen me mention her before - none other than Miss June, Jessica Ashley. The thing is, I've been waiting for years and venting my frustration about the lack of real talent in the Playmate world. I mean, it's been four years since our last duo of "A+" Hall of Famers, Amy Leigh Andrews and Bethanie Badertscher, hit the stage.


In those four years, we've had a wide plethora of different posing styles, bodies of all shapes and sizes, and for the most part, some really shoddy pictorials. Of some less-than-deserving Playmates. Sure, there have obviously been A-caliber highlights like Shelby Chesnes or Tiffany Toth, but even those ladies weren't seminal models that we can put up there with the best of the best.

That is, until I saw Miss June 2014. Some may say that she still lays as victim to the horrible turn that Playboy photography has taken in recent years. To that I say "okay, you've got a point." But I think what we have with Jessica is a model who can rise above and beyond any photo set that's been dealt to her. That's a rare trait in this day and age, where the photos make the model. Here, it's quite the other way around.

First and foremost about Jess, I need to address her body. Ok, I don't just want to address it. I want to dive right into it, feel it, touch it. Jessica's body is simply perfection, a master stroke, hall of fame material. It is a simply wonderful balance of curvature mixed with rock-hard precision, with the right amount of delicate femininity to tie it all together. She reminds me a bit of the great Jo Garcia, but filled in and a bit more complete.

But truly, I could go on forever about Jessica's amazing looks. Her decently tall size (5' 9") has a good bit of volume at 130 lbs, and you see how every pound goes to all the right spots. Her upper frame is sharp and slim and womanly, while not being overly skinny, her shoulders tapering just enough. Her posture is sublime. It leads you into some breasts which are just picture-perfect, not large by any means, but looking lively and rewarding to the touch.

Then come the abs. I could write a whole ode to Jessica's abs. In some photos, a single splitting line goes straight down Jess's belly, forming an intriguing trail to her nether regions. Her tight core is anchored by a gorgeously curved back. I mean, you can't even paint proportions more perfect than this. The coup de grace after all this is her lengthy, perfectly thick legs that often nestle into some accentuating stilettos that allow you to indulge in her lines.
PBC Hall of Famer
Jessica Ashley

So you see, I'm a little obsessed with Jess's body. It's a masterpiece. Some would also complain about her material, but I'd say that some photos nicely capture the tone and balance of her tanned body - and isn't that really the whole point here? We're not talking about a course in nude photography, but we don't get a bunch of total duds, by any means. There are some nice themes throughout that carry her well.

  • Face: A
    Jess is an awfully pretty girl, with youthful enthusiasm permeating every single photo. She doesn't have a particularly distinctive face that would carry her otherwise, but when complemented by her spectacle of a body, she's perky and pleasurable. Sometimes she'll hit on all cylinders with a foxy stare that positively melts, and aims that sexual presence with lots of precision.
  • Body: A+
    What can I write that I haven't already? I'm drooling over this woman's proportions. In my mind, Jessica's body harkens back to the big names of recent years - the best body since Amy Leigh Andrews, but looking more like CGOY Jo Garcia than more of the voluptuous Playmates of yore. This is a body that someone of any preference could love, an ass man, leg man, yes even a breast man. She's ample enough in proportions, but so naturally so that she excites at every look. 
  • Talent: A+
    Not sold yet? Let Jess turn around towards the window, arch that back, and get on her toes. She exposes that scintillating line down her spine that creeps down into her ass crack. Still not convinced? Let her lay down, giving you a little stare and running her fingers down to her steely abs. Sure, she's got the weapon that is her physique at her disposal. But don't let that cloud the idea that Miss Ashley is one dynamite model. She works it when she wants, pulls back when she needs, and offers a physical rhythm that few can pull off. A-plus with a bullet.
  • Pictorial: A-
    Where the controversy starts is with this pictorial. Some have ranted that this doesn't hold up to any standard at all, and I wouldn't beg to differ all that much. It's not great, the subject is. But the pictorial set does a fine job at times of getting out of Jessica's way. It doesn't try too hard to accent a great centerpiece, which is just fine. Is there some silly costuming and a lack of imagination and focus? Of course, this is 2014 Playboy. We should expect that by now.
  • Centerfold: B+
    A bit of an odd choice for a photo and a pose. I would have loved to see a full size frontal with a rippling shot of those abs and that cute little pubic notch near her pussy. That'd do wonders.
  • Overall: A+
    So here's the inevitable conclusion: Jessica becomes the first girl to join my Hall of Fame in four years, and the first Playmate since 2010's Amy Leigh Andrews to make the A+ cut.

    There have been many, many Playboy models in the past four years, but Jess has what is obviously the best balance of looks, physique, and talent that I've seen in that timeframe. Some may have come close, but Jess has impacted me in ways no one has in quite some time. She's nuanced and sexual, and always exciting. My obvious favorite for PMOY, she will be tough to beat indeed, even given Playboy's seeming re-awakening following some miserable entrants.
It's especially impactful to see a girl like this in what's been an abysmal showing for Playboy in past years. Hope to see WAY more of this in the near future, and it's looking good already with Emily Agnes!